Hey everybody! After years of searching, I've found it.
My perfect red: OPI Innie Minnie Mighty Bow.
See? I told you.
As words cannot describe how much I love this, I shall not attempt to use them.
Moral of today's story: be sure to eventually wear those polishes you've forgotten you own. THIS could happen to you, too.
Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely evening and a safe Halloween! <3